Food & Accommodations

Our breathtaking San Francisco camp is surrounded by sun-soaked hills and is so picturesque that it is often used as a destination for weddings. Nestled in the sprawling mountains of Yosemite National Park (outside of Fresno), this 75 acre camp is the perfect weekend getaway destination. The bunks accommodate up to 8 people while featuring wall to wall vanities with two sinks, a private toilet, walk-in closets, and views of the surrounding camp. Normally termed a ‘mess hall’ this dining areas are anything but messy. You’ll be waited on by event staff in the air conditioned building or you can choose the outdoor seating options under the canopy by the lake.

In addition to the classic camp activities like archery, kickball, and kayaking, (not to mention an epic ropes course) this camp offers twisting waterslides, life-sized foosball, a giant blob, horseshoe pits, and a trampoline center -- the fun never ends! If you’re considering the San Francisco camp, it’s definitely worth the extra pennies; the comfort combined with the scenic views earns this camp 5 stars!

Part of what differentiates the Camp No Counselors experience from a traditional kids camp, is our delicious food! We start each day with a healthy breakfast including: eggs, bacon, pancakes, cereals, juices, fresh fruit, yogurt and always tons of coffee (and, of course, mimosas & Bloody Marys!). For lunch and dinner, our chefs prepare mouthwatering takes on traditional camp classics like delicious barbecued baby back ribs, rosemary skirt steak, grilled chicken, corn on the cob, fish tacos, veggie burritos and other tasty dishes. Each meal is accompanied by healthy salads, fresh fruit and more. In addition to our standard menu, we offer gluten-free, vegetarian and other options for those with dietary restrictions.


The beautiful thing about having 'no counselors' is that you can make your weekend whatever you want it to be! We encourage our campers to jump into the camp experience and fill their days with sports and crafts, but if you want to lay out on the lakeside and sunbathe with a new friend, feel free.

Our San Francisco Camp's Activities Include:
Archery / Arts ‘n Crafts / Baseball / Basketball / The Blob / Capture the Flag / Color War / Dodgeball / Friendship Bracelet Making / Kickball / Kayaking / Nature Hikes / Painting / Ping Pong / Ropes Courses / Slip n' Slide / Softball / Sunbathing / Swimming Pool / Talent Show / Tie-Dye / Trampoline Park / Ultimate Frisbee / Volleyball / Waterslides and much more!

Open Bar & Theme Parties

While the activities are all “fun and games” during the day, our open bar takes the weekend experience to the next level. At breakfast, we have a Bloody Mary and Mimosa bar; beer and wine available at lunches, and from happy hour throughout the night, we have a full service open bar. In the evenings, we bring in world class DJ's and up-and-coming bands to play intimate, unforgettable shows. Since there's no party more fun than a costume party, we introduce themes for each bash well before the camp weekend, so everyone can prepare for the parties. The themes have ranged from "Superheroes and Villains" to “Jock Jams”, to “Wet Hot American Summer” and beyond. While we do have an 'open bar' available throughout the course of the weekend, we do not serve alcohol in between meals as we take the safety of our campers during our activity periods very seriously.

What's Included

  • 3 nights of lodging and accommodations
  • All meals, snacks, and s'mores
  • Open bar all weekend
  • Outrageous nightly theme parties
  • All your favorite camp sports, games and activities

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